![]() Yar, but I be gettin' off topic! Let's get into the game! Suppose the lass be lookin' fer love or somethin, I dunno. That basically be all ye need t'know 'bout the lacrosse game, an' that basically be all the information Luvbi was willin' t'give me before she told me off, an' it appears the lass don't take a likin' towards me, sayin' she don't want a crusty ol' pirate like me t'be her prince. The game be played o'er the timespan o' 60 minutes, divided into 4 periods o' 15 minutes each. They be dressed up in protective gear, an' carry their lacrosse stick t'try an' carry, pass, catch an' chuck a ball into a goal. Male Nimbis an' male Shaydes are split into two teams o' ten, with three attackmen, three midfielders, three defensemen an' one goalie. ![]() I also managed t'get a hold o' King Grambi an' Queen Jaydes' daughter, Luvbi, who managed t'gimme more details on the monthly lacrosse game.Īccordin' to Luvbi, the monthly lacrosse game be the field version o' lacrosse. Today's sports event be a lacrosse match 'tween the Nimbis o' The Overthere an' the Shaydes o' The Underwhere! Accordin' to some o' the Nimbis I managed t'interview 'bout the event, King Grambi and Queen Jaydes hold a lacrosse event in The Overthere every month in an attempt t'foster peace 'tween the Nimbis an' the Shaydes. Yar, so with that outta the way, lemme get ya the scoop on today's sports news! But fear not, fer the residents o' The Overthere be huge sports fans just like the people in the world o' the livin'. Next thing I knew, I be wakin' up in The Overthere, with a pair o' angel wings on me back an' a halo above me head. Yar, greetings an' salutations, sports lovers! It be me, that plunderin' pirate, ClawgripFan9001, comin' at ya live from The Overthere fer today's sports news! Now ye probably be wonderin' what I be doin' in the aftergame, yar? Well, after me coverage o' last month's marathon in Twilight Town, I set sail fer other shores t'cover sports news at when me ship got caught in the middle o' the biggest storm o' the year, and I was promptly hurled o'er the side o' me ship, and I then proceeded t'get eaten alive by a Cheep Chomp. Yar, who knew that bein' an angel could be so fun? Thank you for supporting our writers, and don't forget to keep voting! Our next two sections are Consumer Corner and Mushroom Kingdom Smackdown, both of them tying for second place. We had a lot of engagement with Section of the Month this time around, netting a grand total of 49 votes! Our first place winner is once again Quizmelon ( talk) with TV Tomorrow! Apparently a good chunk of our readers felt like rebelling against Halloween too. Maybe you'd like to write Peddler's Place advertising an item that would be useful on the racetrack, or a Travel Guide showcasing some of your favorite racing locales! Those are just a couple of examples for what you could do, Sky Garden's the limit! If doing a volunteer section interests you, contact me and I'll help you get everything sorted out. If you're not currently a member of the Fake News team and think you'd like to contribute, head on over to the sign up page for more information on how to apply! We're open to volunteer sections as well, if you'd like to write something but don't want to commit to a full section. It's still the section you know and love, so don't worry! The Mushroom Marquee and Horrorscopes are off for this issue, but we've still got plenty of good stuff here.ĭon't forget, next month will be our Holiday Special Issue! The theme this year is racing games to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Mario Kart. Mushroom Tribune has once again been temporarily renamed to DK Island Gazette this month while Mustard Machine ( talk) and Hooded Pitohui ( talk) head to Donkey Kong Island to cover some Kongtroversy. It's what we do best after all, the sign above the door to our office says so! But the checks clear, and Lord Bedlam offers healthcare, so a job’s a job, right? Even henchmen have bills to pay, and sometimes, even henchmen can make choices that change everything.Hello there, Fake News readers! We're back again with coverage of more fictitious events for you all to enjoy. Week in and week out, you put on your purple spandex and get the crap beaten out of you by much stronger, much cooler people wearing much fancier spandex. Henchman Story is a narrative adventure where you play as a beleaguered henchman working for a bumbling supervillain.
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